McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

• The Pros and Cons of Diets I Have Tried
  May 2023
• Are You Pregnant or Just High?
  April 2023
• I Misplaced My Smartphone for Forty-Five Minutes, and Now I’m a Mindfulness Expert
  March 2023
• What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You, Part 2
  February 2020
• When Life Gives You Lemons
  January 2018
• Formerly Forbidden Christmas Dinner Conversation Topics I Now Welcome in 2017
  December 2017
• I Regret Decluttering My Home So Shortly Before the Zombie Apocalypse
  August 2017
• What Your Dog’s Breed Says About You
  May 2017
• My Fully Optimized Life Allows Me Ample Time to Optimize Yours
  March 2017

Points in Case

• I Don’t Use Facebook Anymore, I’m Just Insufferable in Every Other Way
  May 2023
• I Know Times Are Tough, So I’m Generously Reducing the Rent for the Crawlspace Under My House
  April 2022
• My Excuse for Living Under a Rock? I’m a Pillbug.
  April 2022
• Young Wives’ Tales
  February 2022

The Belladonna Comedy

• 2017 Remakes of Classic ’80s Films
  June 2017 – Illustrated by Emily Niland